on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan
I can’t even laugh at aaron carter because that’s going to me in the future pining over harry styles
I love Lupita Nyongo’s Brother
because he literally did
exactly what we would do
if we went to the Oscars
except he did it 220022932 times better.
is john travolta sleeping?