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jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

(via pizza)

jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

(via pandjscurry)

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

(via pizza)

tes1a:

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

(via classy-asfuckk)

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

(via classy-asfuckk)

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy, via classy-asfuckk)

hiphopfightsplaque:

mascara packaging can get really intense???

it’s always like: MEGABLAST ULTRA LASH SUPER INTENSE BLACKEST BLACK WITH OUT BRAND NEW FORMULA ENGINEERED FROM REGENERATIVE DNA OF LIZARDS AND COMES WITH TOP SECRET ADVANCED WAND TECHNOLOGY DESIGNED BY NASA

(via classy-asfuckk)

inobligality:

why do i always look hot when no one’s around?

(Source: inobligality, via londonoutfitters)

vvebkinz:

we can’t date if u won’t kill bugs for me

(via hollysfashionworld)