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15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

(via officialwhitegirls)

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

(via ryancrobert)

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

(via officialwhitegirls)

sparkour:

but they look so fucking good don’t try to fucking tell me they don’t look like the rich ass sons of the fucking mafia i’m throwing up

(via originalhazz)

caraknightley:

shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason

(Source: goatpolice, via jamaicansash)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via ryancrobert)

harrysgang:

CAN I JUST GO TO FRANCE PLEASE? 😥😍💖